We have Collection of top best Cute and Funny Lawyer Pick Up Lines for making flirt with lawyers. These lines will help you to start conservation with the lawyers. Check out these legal and court pick up lines for law students to make them feel happy.
There are hundreds of methods available for talking with anyone. But when you start talking with the person with his profession, he will like your talking level and conservation. It will rather more chances for you that the person falls toward you.
When you see a girl who works in a court as a lawyer or she is becoming a lawyer, then you can impress her with the help of these lines. These flirty liens will help you to win her heart by talking about her profession. Everyone loves their profession, so it is a great chance for us to talk about their profession to get an awesome response from them.
Pick Up Lines for Lawyers
Here are the best Cheesy Pick Up Lines for Lawyers, so that you can impress anyone whom you want who is at court or studying law subjects.
Are you looking to tender some performance? Cause I’m ready, willing, and sufficient to satisfy.
Girl, I can sustain an objection for almost four hours.
I need someone to look through these briefs.
I don’t know if I have standing, but I’d love to court you.
What better alibi could you have than spending the night with me?
Westlaw and chill?
Are you the country residence from Jacob & Youngs v. Kent? Cuz I’m tryna put a pipe in you.
You must be a long-arm statute cause you could grab me anywhere.
Are you equity, cause I’ll make you come with clean hands.
I think I’d be liable for negligence if I neglected to come over and talk to you.
I hope you don’t object to this leading question, boy, but you want me, don’t you?
Hey girl, are you a bar review class? Because I would pay $3500 for you to talk to me for a short amount of time.
I’d have to plead insanity if I ever left you.
Are your shareholders liable for your corporate debts? Because I’d like to pierce your veil.
Are you intro to property law? Because I bet you can make me cry and waste countless hours of my life.
Oh baby, I’ll give you so much due process, standing will be the only issue.
Are you the Court of Appeals because I’m tryna get overturned.
I’ve got a precedent that’s long and deep.
Why don’t you take a look at my briefs?
I’m not in Big Law, but I got a big… Ego and Major Depression, please tell me I’m pretty.
Unlike a court, I would definitely order specific performance of a contract for service. Especially if it were oral.
I’ll teach you about jurisdiction if we change the venue to my place.
I believe that it’s in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.
Girl, are you a burden-shifting test? Cause what’s that butt for?
Are you pro-bono or just happy to see me?
Hi, are you my legal fees? Because you’re way too high and clearly taking advantage of me.
Girl, you’re testi-fine.
How about coming back to my place for a little actus reus?
Something dictum. Sleep with me.
You want to approach the bench and badger my witness?
When I bring an ejectment action, there’ll be nothing quiet about your enjoyment.
The prosecution can rest at my place tonight.
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Are you a porter for Long Island Railroad? Cause you make my head spin.
Is your name Lexis? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
Are you confidential files? Because I’d like to examine you in the camera.
Are you my lawyer? Because you should be screwing me.
In my advisory opinion, after you see my dicta, you won’t have standing.
Just be who you are, I’m not the one to judge.
Let’s just say boy, if you give me your instructions well, I can be a very vocal advocate.
Excuse me, are you into reverse bifurcation?
Hey baby, let’s go back to my place and practice some lateral equality.
If loving you is a crime, then I’m looking at a life sentence.
I’ll give you an excited utterance.
I’ll make sure we observe Title IX and each gets substantially equal playing time.
Damn boy, is your ass Informal Rulemaking under the Administrative Procedure Act? Because I just had to Notice and Comment.
Are you petitioning for cert? Because you’re appealing to me.
Hey baby, are you a lawyer because talking to you just violated the terms of my parole.
You’re so fine you make my whole courtroom out of order.
If you’re Tompkins, I’m the Erie railroad cause I’m crushing on you.
Hey boy. Is it true you last longer than a Scalia dissent?
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
Hey baby! do you have a lawyer cause you just stole my heart?
Your body is ‘ultra vires’, it’s beyond my power to control myself around you.
When I think of you, I become fully vested.
Did it hurt…when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
Baby, if you were a contract, you’d be the fine print.
I have the ability to turn the lawyer thing off and act like a normal human when I leave the office.
Let me show you section 69 of my penal code.
There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
Res ipsa loquitur’, honey. Your hot body speaks for itself!
They call me Learned Hand for a reason.
Maybe my special master can override your taint team.
Hey baby, I’ll show you my opening statement but it’s up to you to close.
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Is your name Rodriguez, because I have a reasonable suspicion that you’re packing something, and I’d like to extend this interaction.
Are you the Third Amendment, cause I’m thinking about quartering my soldier in your home.
Hey boy, did you see the season finale of Suits? Well, I know a nice file room where we can reenact it.
Are you a 3L? Cause I’d like to take a look at your outlines.
Is your estate subject to open?
I’m going to sue the pants off you.
I’m a lawyer, of course, I can get you off.
I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
Hey boy, I hear you’re of good fame and character. Just dishcloths, and I’ll admit you.
Is your Daddy a lawyer? Because you look innocent and I feel guilty.
Imma RAP that ass for the next 21 years!
Is that a gavel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Let me show you my men’s rea.
Hey girl, whaddya say we remove this matter to a forum more conveniens?
Are you the Sixth Amendment? Cause I’d like to try you speedily and in public.
Hey boy, if I were on a jury I’d find you guilty of being criminally gorgeous.
Are you a restrictive covenant? Because I’d like to touch and concern you.
Let’s adjourn to the bedroom.
I ask less questions than Clarence Thomas.
I wish my law school has curves like you.
Hey Girl! I’m a lawyer call me when u want to get a divorce.
Are you Tennessee Valley Authority v. Hill? Because of DAM.
Hey boy, I don’t need your call number. I know I can find you in the Fine section.
Want to test the bounds of Fox v. FFC…I can make you swear…on camera.
They call me breacher cuz I always fail to substantially perform.
Hey, I’m poly, expressio unius non est exclusio altius.
Baby, you’re thicker than my ConLaw casebook
Girl, I can sustain an objection for almost four hours.
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