We have a collection of top best Cute and Nerdy Computer Pick Up Lines for impressing anyone who loves the computer. These lines will help you to make a smile on the face of a computer lover. If you see a beautiful computer girl and you want to impress her, then you can use these lines on her for making her happy.
Here we collected the lines which are based on the accessories of the computer, you can compare these accessories with the beautify of that girl. When you in an office and you see a girl who is working on the computer. You can start conservation with her by using these lines. In this way, there are many ways in which you can use these lines on her like a girl in a computer class, in an office or in standing in counter. There you can use the lines which are given below.
Computer Pick Up Lines
Here are the best Cheesy Computer Pick Up Lines for impressing the computer girl. You can use these lines while she is working on the computer.
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
You make my software turn into hardware!
A life without you would be like a computer without an OS.
Is your name Wi-fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
You had me at “Hello World.”
Anonymity makes me even more handsome.
Want to see my HARD Disk? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy.
You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
Do you still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.
I hope you’re an ISO file because I’d like to mount you.
My servers never go down… but I do!
Hi, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
My ‘up-time’ is better than BSD.
Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!
You’ve stolen the ASCII to my heart.
Are you a computer keyboard? Because you’re my type.
You got me stuck on Caps Lock if you know what I mean.
If you were a web browser, you’d be called a Fire-foxy lady.
How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?
Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
Are you an applet? You make me feel all GUI (gooey) inside.
Your beauty rivals the graphics of Call of Duty.
Are you a computer whiz… it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!
You must be Windows 95 because you’ve got me feeling so unstable.
I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up.
Are you double? The thought of you always floats inside my head.
Want to see my Red Hat?
If you won’t let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
You put the SPARC in my workstation.
You’re so pretty, I wouldn’t even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo.
Isn’t your e-mail address [email protected]?
As of now, my mother doesn’t have a Facebook account so, if we were to take this thing to the next level, you wouldn’t have to worry about rejecting her inappropriate Family Request.
I’d switch to emacs for you.
Baby are you a motherboard?, Cause I’d “RAM” you all night long.
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?
No, that’s not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.
Nice Set of Floppies!
Are you an exception? Let me catch you.
I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.
Before you, I was a PC without a power outlet.
Baby, you know this junk isn’t USB2.0..it’s firewire!
If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.
WebMD says your love is contagious.
Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean.
Hey, how ’bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.
I’d like to play on your laptop.
Can I stick my USB drive to your USB port?
Where’s the ‘like’ button for that smile?
You totally spiked my traffic.
Can you be my ActionListener? That way you notice everything that I do.
You are the Apple of my iMac.
Baby, you must be Google Glasses, because you augment my reality
If you were an ISP I’d dial you all day long.
Can you be my private variable? I want to be the only one with access to you.
If you were an eBay auction, I’d totally ‘buy it now’.
Are you my driver? Because you make my life worthwhile.
Do you have a trojan? hmm… I think I’ll need to take a look at that backdoor.
Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.
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I must be using Apple maps because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
I’d get a T3 to watch your streaming video.
I’ll bet my hard drive is the biggest you’ve ever seen.
Your homepage or mine?
Baby, you’re so cute you made my page 404.
Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel.
No, that’s not an iPod mini in my pocket. I’m just happy to see you.
You auto-complete me.
Baby, if they made you in C, you would have a pointer to my heart.
I didn’t mean to ogle you, but I’d sure like to Google you.
I was wondering if you’d like to go back to My-Space, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo until I Google all over your Facebook?
If you ever need to get rid of a trojan, don’t hesitate to call me!
You’re making me feel like I have something in common with these pop-up ads.
Baby, let’s configure our hard drives in master and slave positions.
What’s the difference between a crush and a Facebook account? [what?] I’m not rapidly developing a Facebook account on you.
I need to hop over to Facebook for a second to change my status to smitten.
What do you say we play a game of “Words With More Than Friends?”
Roses are #ff0000, violets are #0000ff, all my base belongs to you.
Need me to unzip your files?
Baby, if they made you in Java, you’d be the object of my desire.
Are your pants a compressed file? Because I’d love to unzip them!
I googled your name earlier… I clicked on ‘I’m Feeling Lucky.’
How about we go home and you handle my exception?
Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
Baby, you must be running a TCP protocol, since every time I talk to you, your body gives me an acknowledgment!
If we were connected on Linkedin, I’d endorse you all night long.
I wish you were Broadband, so I could get high-speed access.
Baby, you overclock my processor.
Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
Baby, there is no part of my body that is Micro or Soft
I’d ask if you come here often, but I already stalk you on FourSquare.
Can I do a penetration test on your back door?\
Be the hard drive of my dreams.
Can you put a Trojan on my Hard Drive?
Hey girl, can you sit on my laptop?
Can I stick my flash drive to your USB port?
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