If you are bold enough and have the ability to say pick up lines in a beautiful way, use Dark Pick up Lines, Because other lines are ordinary and overrated so, try something new.
Yes, you can also say something dangerous or risky when trying to impress your crush or any other favorite people. But remember that, you have to be brave and courageous when using these bold pickup lines. You have the courage to own it.
But if you are not bold enough or have fear of something that you can not handle then my dear don’t use them.
So those, who are going to use these dark humor pick up lines, will definitely receive good results and you will see how well these creepy pick up lines work.
These romantic pick up lines have an extreme power to melt your crush’s heart or even they might create a romantic connection between you and your loved one.
Best Dark Pick Up Lines
We are providing you with an amazing collection of hot dark pick-up lines that will definitely work to express your emotions and feelings for him or her.
Tell me you are a banana because I find you a peeling.
Smell this rag! I’m sure you can inhale the chloroform.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see
I like your five year old, real attached to her?
You have the most beautiful tatas I have ever seen. Can I be reincarnated as your child? I would like to suck on then till I am old and graying.
You look very familiar. Have I met you recently? It must be the clothes that’s confusing me. I can’t identity you with them on.
Do you work at subway? Because you’re giving me a foot long.
I will hate having to spike your drink. Simply agree with me now.
You have such a banging body, the last time I had such a body to myself, I was stuffing it in my basement.
I am trying to establish a p*** network. Will you do me the honor of being my first client?
How do you like your milk delivery? Across the front or back? I wouldn’t mind taking it through the back
I’m the kind of guy that doesn’t know the meaning of no. Let’s go to your place.
We all die some day. Wanna go out with me?
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How do you feel about being a single mom?
Hey are you happy to see me or do you have a boner?
Is your daddy a baker? Because you got some nice buns.
Can I borrow that shirt off you right now? I want to go pay the bartender but I don’t wanna go alone.
Stop being melancholic. I know your crush is dead. I did it so that you can be with me.
There must be something wrong with my eyesight. I need your help, I just can’t take them off you.
I’ve been noticing you noticing me noticing you noticing me. If you wouldn’t mind, I would like to change the multiple noticing into notices of o****** for you!
How do I get the STUD? I only have STD and U are all I need!
I’ve got a hard-on and a knife, and one of them’ going in you tonight…
Your outfit is so dazzling. Do you Know how it can look better? Rumpled in a bunch on mysteries that haven’t been solved.
How are you not tired? You’ve been engaged in a naked marathon in my mind all day.
Is your name sandy? Is your last name hook? Cause I wanna shoot a bunch of kids in you.
I’m stalking you because you might has well be a corn field
Don’t make me rape you
Wow! I could never have guessed you look way better in person than what I have been seeing through my telescope.
Do you work at McDonalds? Because I’m lovin it.
What genre of music do you like? Why not heavy metal? I can make you learn how to scream.
Woah now, let’s not turn this rape into a murder!
I would like to have a clone of you to myself. Can you offer me your groin hair? I hear that works better.
I hate a ride but I would have to come between you and your dress. It is not needed at the moment
Damn girl are you a school house? Because I’d shoot kids in you
If I could choose a place around you to live, I will choose your socks. I want to be with you only every damn step of the journey.
You can call me baby. All I want to be is inside you forever.
I love your T-shirt. Can I study it in Braille. And no, you don’t have to take it off.
You want to call the cops. Go ahead, see who comes first.
Can I ask you to drop dead? I’m a necrophiliac and I might just think about it.
Dark pick up lines dirty will work both for girls and boys. But always keep in mind that some people may dislike them or may be they don’t have intereste in you. So, when this happen don’t lose hope nor be sad. Just respect their decision and go with the flow.
Best Creepy Pick Up Lines
If you are using any dating network and willing to go for a date with your partner, you can also use these hot and creepy pick up lines to show your love for them.
Here are the best Creepy Pick Up Lines which you can use on her/him
Your skin is so soft, it would make a great mask.
Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?
I want to make a lampshade out of your skin, because you light up my life.
You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.
Do you live in a corn field? Because I’m stalking you.
Hey girl, I put the sensual in non-consensual.
They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?
Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
You remind me of my pinky toe. You’re small, cute, and I’m probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight.
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I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
As long as I have a face, you have somewhere to sit.
Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?
I love you more than my jar of fingers.
Hey babe, I’ve got a back seat with your name on it.
Are you a haunted house? I’m going to scream when I’m in you.
I just wanted to let you know that you have the sweetest smile while you’re asleep.
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Wanna come over to my place later? I’ve got a gallon of lube and all the Shrek movies on blu-ray.
You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
I’m hung like a Tic Tac. Wanna freshen your breath?
Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
You should have worn that red dress you tried on earlier. I was watching you get ready. I liked the red dress best.
Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?
I want to floss with your pubic hair.
My Mom says I’m the best kisser she’s ever known.
You can call me baby, because I want to be inside you for the next 9 months.
Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.
Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
Are you a termite? Because you’re about to have a mouth full of wood.
Your body is made up of 70% water. . .and I’m thirsty.
I want to be reincarnated as your baby so I can be breast-fed by you.
You smell like trash, can I take you out?
Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy.
I’m starting an adult movie site. Do you want to be in the first video?
Just say yes now, and I won’t have to spike your drink.
Can you tell me what time you’ll unzip your pants, please?
Are you menstruating? I know how to insert tampons.
There will only be seven planets left, after I destroy Uranus.
I put the STD in STUD. All I need is U.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.
You look much more beautiful close up than you do through my telescope.
Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
Your breasts look heavy. Let me hold them for you.
I made a blood painting for you.
I’m a necrophiliac so why don’t you drop dead and I’ll think about it.
Hey baby, do you want to have an abortion a month from now?
I want to live in your socks, so I can be with you every step of the way.
You remind me of my sister. In a romantic way.
I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours.
So, if you have anyone to make them feel special and to create some hot relation with them, go ahead. Check our most impressive collection of romantic lines for your loved ones.