Do you want some flirty and funny Engineering Pick Up Lines which you can use on your friends? Are you in love with the girl who is the engineer? but you can’t able to say anything instead of her. In this case, these cheesy lines will help you to impress her.
When you see a girl who is the engineer and you want to start conservation to her. There are many professions but the most popular are medical, engineer and computer. So there must be three types of girls in front of you. If she is the engineer then you can use these lines on her for winning her smile. We have collected the lines especially civil, electrical, mechanical, Computer and many others.
100+ Best Engineers Pick Up Lines
Here are the best Cute Engineers Pick Up Lines for you so that you can use these lines on anyone for making a smile and laugh.
Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
I’d like to get you under your fume hood!
Nice set of parabolas!
I’ll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity.
Excuse me, but I’m really attracted to you and according to Newton’s laws of gravitation, you’re attracted to me too.
I’d like to demonstrate with you simple harmonic motion.
Girl when I see that body of yours it creates a stress on my heart and a strain on my “beam”.
Has anyone ever called you FAT? They were dead-wrong! You are NTFS, obviously.
Hey Baby, wanna come back to my lab and work with my microprocessor?
Hi, you are my Turn-Key Project.
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I’m an engineer, so I have $.
If I were an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes
My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function.
Engineers and girls are like asymptotes and axes, they get close but never touch.
Life without you is like dereferencing a NULL pointer.
Why was the beam smiling? It was caught up in a positive moment
Wow, you got a fantastic elevation!
You must be differentiable because all I see are smooth curves.
Your body has the nicest arc length I’ve ever seen.
Were your parent engineers? Because you have a nice design.
Let’s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
Baby, you’re so gneiss I’ll never take you for granted.
Hey, girl are you statically indeterminate? Because I want to figure you out
We’re as compatible as two similar Power Macintoshes.
Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?
Did you just combust?? Because you’re HOT!
Hey baby, are you a router? Because I saw you checking out my packet
Girl, you have cuter dimples than a cardioid!
Hey babe, what’s your factor of safety?
Hi, can I check out your DataBase?
Finally, after 20 years of studies, I found X in you – The X factor of my life.
Are you a tower? Because of Eiffel for you
Archimedes cried out “eureka” and ran around naked and filled with joy when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. Spend more time with me and you will do the same.
You are like a high amperage current and I’m a high resistance wire, cause you’ve got me hot.
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
If I said you had a nice calculator, would you hold it against me?
Hi. My name is Windows. Can I crash at your place?
Girl, you are like a high amperage current and Ima high resistance wire, because you got me hot.
Gee, I wish your Flow Chart is not short
Damn girl, you must be a strong magnetic field cause you just induced a flow somewhere in me.
I’d like to browse through your clothes as I browse through Firefox.
How about we do some DPI
Babe, I heard you like roses, so here’s a polar coordinate graph of r=1+cos(theta).
Can I do your Systems Analysis?
If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 sweetheart together we would be 1.
By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
Are you a piece of carbon? Because I would love to date you.
Do you like to be the numerator or the denominator?
Hey girl, you’ll always be on my L1 cache.
Hey girl, are you Ohm’s Law because my current is inversely proportional to your resistance. The less you resist, the more my current flows 😉
How about we go back to my room so we can practice simple harmonic motion?
Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.
Girl, you have cuter dimples than a cardioid!
You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
Baby, you overclock my processor.
The volume of a generalized cylinder has been known for thousands of years, but you won’t know the volume of mine until tonight.
Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
I hope you are not Anti-Telescopic when it comes to…
I am ready to git commit.
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Can I see your blueprints? I wanna lay some pipe in you and need to know that you’re structurally sound enough to do so.
Isn’t your e-mail address [email protected]?
You defragment my life.
Can I see your blueprints? I want to lay some pipe in you and need to know that you’re structurally sound enough to do so.
That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s^2
I like the area bounded by your two curves.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
You’re like the top of an Intel Processor – very hot!
I wish I was your problem set, because then I’d be really hard, and you’d be doing me on the desk.
Yes, that is a slide rule in my pocket.
You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
Baby, is this building’s air conditioning unit malfunctioning, or is it just you?
My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
I heard you like roses, so here’s a polar coordinate graph of r=1+cos(theta).
You’re like the top of an AMD Athlon.. very hot.
Baby, what do you say me go make some perpetual motion?
Would you like to be the numerator or the denominator?
You NP-complete me.
I want you to reboot real quick
If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2, together we would be 1.
Let’s implement a baby that can inherit us.
Your 127.0.0.1 or mine?
I’d switch to emacs for you.
Boy, you are a Hotrod in Crankshafts.
Baby, If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA HELICASE so I could unzip your genes.
Whew! You’re hotter than a data center with an old school cooling system.
I would really like to bisect your angle.
I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.
Boy you are a Hotrod in Crankshafts
Baby! You’re sweeter than fructose.
I’d like to browse through your clothes as I browse through Netscape.
I won’t stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.
Let’s take each other to the limit to see if we converge.
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